I took a break from studying a few nights ago with my 7th semester big sisters who are leaving the island for good: Scoops Ice Cream. Coffee almond fudge, oh yeah!
Shortly after being harassed by Jeff, the Scoops bum, we witness the following:
A group of locals sitting around with their ice cream, kids running amuck, bottle of gin in the middle of the table being passed around. Not particularly out of the ordinary. A rather large woman wearing clothes at least three sizes too small accidentally spills some ice cream down her shirt onto her breast. She looks down and giggles. The man to her left reaches into her shirt, scoops up some jiggly goodness and licks the spilled ice cream off of her in one slobbery motion.
My jaw hit the floor and the girls had to wrench me away once we had our cones given that I was rendered speechless. I had to recover briefly before recounting the kittitian ice cream encounter they had just missed while ordering.
That's a far cry from the goings on at your local Ben & Jerry's on Fairvew Rd.
stateside very soon now...
lkc
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